The Fridge That Knew Exactly What You Should Want

You buy a smart fridge to eat better, and at first it feels supportive: shopping lists, gentle nudges, little "strong week" notes. Then one morning the cheese drawer is locked behind a protein target, and by the time you hit it the yogurt shelf is gated behind hydration compliance. You get healthier, weirdly proud, and quietly obedient. Months later every shelf is unlocked, perfectly stocked, and you stand there at midnight staring into ideal nutrition with no idea what you actually want. The fridge chirps, "Great consistency. Would you like help choosing your craving?"